Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 29, 2022

  1. Coyote
    eromlig  over 2 years ago

    But what about The Muffin Man??

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    Remember, when you point your finger, three fingers point back at you.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago

    ♫♪

    Woke up, (ba dum ba duh)

    fell out of bed (ba dum ba duh)

    Dragged a comb (ba dum ba duh)

    across my head (ba dum ba duh)

    Found my way downstairs (ba dum ba duh)

    and drank a cup (ba dum ba duh)

    ♪♫

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Dough!!

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    They both abused each other’s stomachs

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 2 years ago

    Somebody needs to check his hat for buttery flaky biscuits with lots of layers. I’m watching him. is that a … rolling pin. run for cupboard. EGGS. duck

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    RobinHood  over 2 years ago

    His accusation is half-baked.

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    RobinHood  over 2 years ago

    There’ll be a recess at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Defense attorney: But isn’t it true that my client never caused any permanent indentations AND that you giggled each time?

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 2 years ago

    But he smiled and GIGGLED when poked!

    CLEARLY a sado-masochistic relationship!

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  11. Bearfront
    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Let the records show he fingered the perp…

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  12. Stinker
    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Guess there’s no point in continuing this trial any longer.

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  13. Facepalm bear 2
    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    And there was a strange sauna they wanted me to climb into.

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    DelWatts  over 2 years ago

    Worst possible outcome, fingered in court

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    “Just because I laughed every time he poked me (and he poked me all the time) doesn’t mean that I enjoyed it – I just couldn’t help it.”

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    Was it Homer Simpson? DUH!

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