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James P. Connolly said he learned what women want by talking to them in bars. They want security. Every time he approached them, they yelled, “Security”!
I heard a pick-up line in a movie or TV show that the character used once too often. I forget the exact wording, but it went something like this; “Hi! Why don’t we skip everything else and just get married?”
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good squelch!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ooh! That’s gonna leave a mark!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
I think I’m hearing a song lyric: “Everything was perfect ’til I met you.”
Ubintold almost 3 years ago
Serves you right.
Lotus almost 3 years ago
James P. Connolly said he learned what women want by talking to them in bars. They want security. Every time he approached them, they yelled, “Security”!
Nala the Great almost 3 years ago
I heard a pick-up line in a movie or TV show that the character used once too often. I forget the exact wording, but it went something like this; “Hi! Why don’t we skip everything else and just get married?”
HOTLOTUS1 almost 3 years ago
YES! She likes me!
coop2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
is his last name Fusco?
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
better line would be….so, do I come here often?
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Well, at least the guy knows he has his work cut out for him.