Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 05, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Good squelch!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ooh! That’s gonna leave a mark!

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    I think I’m hearing a song lyric: “Everything was perfect ’til I met you.”

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    Ubintold  over 2 years ago

    Serves you right.

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    Lotus  over 2 years ago

    James P. Connolly said he learned what women want by talking to them in bars. They want security. Every time he approached them, they yelled, “Security”!

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    Nala the Great  over 2 years ago

    I heard a pick-up line in a movie or TV show that the character used once too often. I forget the exact wording, but it went something like this; “Hi! Why don’t we skip everything else and just get married?”

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 2 years ago

    YES! She likes me!

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    coop2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    is his last name Fusco?

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    better line would be….so, do I come here often?

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    Well, at least the guy knows he has his work cut out for him.

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