Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 26, 2022

Phoebe is weird enough to give chicken points.

Ferny likes video games too? Sweet!

Can I join the conversation? I love those video games about farming. :D

Phoebe is getting too much like Marigold.

So they’re talking about Harvest Moon?

“They aren’t talking about me? WHY NOT? What’s wrong with me?”

See, your fears were unfounded Phoebe!

Chicken chicken chick chick chickens… https://youtu.be/yL_-1d9OSdk

She doesn’t NOT award points for having chickens. Farm-be’s pretty cool like that.

“And the listening spell is cast!”

(imagines a different version of this dialogue)

I have just finished casting a listening spell.

That sounds like a cool game. But let me know if they start talking about 14 days and not being able to build vs. being able to build; I wanna ask them which emote dance they think is best.

Harvest Moon? Story of Seasons? Stardew Valley? Which one?

I’m reminded of a Minecraft world I had once, where I possessed the following things in order:

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- An enclosure full of chickens

- A pet fox

- An accidental path for the fox to get into the enclosure

- No chickens

Skewered chicken?

Happiness will always elude you if you spend your life focusing on what other people might say about you.

LOL

I used to like a game about farming, but the code got gradualy worse and worse and getting support was worse than sludging throught muddy molasses trying to pull the teeth of an angry wild lion.