The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 06, 2022

I’d make a “marriage is hell” joke, but my wife would kill me.

nice to know she is still hot for you!

Energy prices are affecting everyone.

The last of the red hot lovers.

Well, he’s still as horny as he ever was.

She is what you call “Hot Stuff”!

Have you seen the news, woman? He’s been wearing an overcoat for weeks!

What the …..Heck?

They need to install a heat pump.

Hot to trot…..not

Maybe he’s worried about global warming.

Although he’d like to cool down a little after hard day at work, she’s building up to a heated argument.

I wonder if she would be in heaven after a good night’s… er… exercise?

The fire seems to be out of this marriage.

The devil you don’t know?

So there really is a place in hell for anyone who messes with the thermostat…. who’d’a thunk it.

He just wants to lower it to 72 degrees… Celsius.

When you’re hot you’re Hot When you’re not you’re not

Graves’ Disease.

Watch where you’re putting your hand, lady! Love the skulls. :)

He wants to read, so it needs to be below 451°F

I wonder what book he is reading?

He can just get his own little bum out of bed and turn it down himself, if they can agree on the new temperature

What’s her hand on?