Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 16, 2022

Don’t trust any company named Acme

Never going to happen. Poor little road runner runs on the road all day and even the coyote can’t make him change his ways.

Try some cross trainers with arch support.

Meep Meep!

Stay away from anvils.

Meep meep meep, gotcha Doc!

Become an Offroadrunner

Those knees are going to keep giving you hell unless you switch to something like an Acme® Stair-Stepper!

Coyote in doctor’s clothing.

concrete is the culprit

I have always suspected he is the majority stockholder in Acme.

Roadrunners are just too cute when they are running!

Sigh. Doctors always tell you what you don’t want to hear!

What was it the roadrunner said that got him bleeped ?

But runnin’ on the road’s his idea of havin’ fun!

Why would you tell him that? You are making a lot of money off of the Coyote chasing him and buying your products…

running on roads is for the birds…

“That thing got a hemi in it?”