Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 18, 2022

You knew her past when you married her; can’t act all shocked and hurt now.

Didn’t we establish that “Trent is here” yesterday? Why does she seem surprised?

Peanut Butter & Chocolate. Who knew?

To quote Sophia on THE GOLDEN GIRLS: “Jealousy is an ugly thing, Dorothy—and so are you in anything backless!!”

Mike, let it go. She married YOU.

I want to see some TLC and soon : )

Mike knows how to pick them.

I’d think that “old boyfriends” would be only a sub-category of “people from her past.”

Well, on the plus side, the competition doesn’t have him.

During our engagement, my then soon-to-be wife approached me one day with an uber serious look on her face. She told me in a quiet voice that she had a very important question to ask me. I got way nervous, expecting that I was going to have to give an accounting of past girlfriends and sexual encounters. I nodded, swallowing hard and said, “Okaaaaaaay….” And then she sprung the question on me:

“Do you like cats?”

Mike’s insecurities make my teeth itch…

I hope she got a clean bill of health before she married Mike.

Maybe she should be running a headhunting operation.

Like Penny from “The Big Bang Theory”. There are some very funny lines about her “past”. I think my favorite is:

Mary Cooper: “You think maybe the reason why you’re having trouble finding a guy to settle down with is because you’re letting ’em ride the roller coaster without buying the ticket?”

Penny: “Oh, they don’t always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to spin the teacups”.

ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ

Shades of “Best in Show.”

In other words, it was a railroad station between her legs

Mike might be a liberal but he has a conservative mindset about women in his life.

At least, she didn’t say "Which one?’

last panel,,, nice save Kim

You can pump carbon monoxide into the garage and he won’t smell a thing.

I wish I could carry off a tube top. I might get more out of life than what I have.