Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2022

Cursive? I don’t believe in using vulgar language.

Addicts

How bout going for the classic “Throw a brick at the cat”

At first I thought Rat was telling the phone to do his work for him.

“Go on, phone; do my work.”

And there you go…distraction overrules responsibility…

There was a poem, in ancient Rome, about a rat, that had two phones. Rat is unlikely to drop dead however.

I know Rat, work is a four letter word but I thought you would like four letter words!

What would Larry Croc do ? Does Larry have a smart phone ?

Our modern society in a nutshell.

Or you could waste the day deciding.

Too much information.

Aww, the li’l angel.

Because most work is Boring Beyond Belief

Rat has work? Since when did he get employed?

Someone needs to get Rat a personal helper to remind him to actually get his work done instead of use his phone. Of course, it would involve getting physical with him.

Them smartyphones. They makes you dumb.

Wait until work gets it’s revenge.

Easier to navigate an iPad with an Apple Pencil than it is with fingers, imo.

Losers to the left of me, losers to the right of me!

Smartphones are making the humans dumb(er)….

ironically, i am reading this when i should be working

What’s a pencil?