Close to Home by John McPherson for May 29, 2022

Pay no attention to the man in the yellow shirt.

what has 10 legs and 12 teeth? The guys in that line-up!

What’s with the hat the cop is wearing?

“…I seem to recall the guy was wearing a blue shirt with a yellow tag on his sleeve, blue pants and….he wore a funny looking hat.”

criminal element……….

I think there’s an attempt to deflect attention to the real guilty party.

Does that make #3 an accessory?

As the average height is over 6´, the language is wrong, should be Dutch or Montenegrin.

Well I didn’t see his face real well but all the signs I saw pointed to him.

I’m absolutely positive, Officer! It was definitely the one with the toothy overbite…

… wait!

(Green Plaid Alert!)

You’re in good position, Bleeb. Simply drop to the floor, or better yet, work your way down to the hem of that skirt.

The not-so subtle snitch….

She: Not much of a line up? Police man: The usual suspects.

will make a fine politician someday. Blame the other person!

And #4 is covering up the writing on his shirt that says ’I’m with stupid’.

Well that little skirt chaser Bleeb caught another one.

Ahhh. An accomplice….

I’m thinking it was #3.