Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 01, 2022

Carpe carp

Carpe diem (lit. “Seize the carp.”)

Or you could build a wall around your land to keep him out.

Civil(?)ization?

Quite.

There’s two of you and only one of him, his land will be yours and you can kick him back into the water. Power determines attack or not attack. Putin feels he can attack and seize Ukraine but he wouldn’t dare try the same with the USA.

Sad, but true

Try that with a swordfish

Nothing seems to have changed that much.

And then he will be civilized.

Or at least convert him to your religion.

How cynical.

♫ Your land is our land… ♫

Or, where everything began to fall apart.