Kliban by B. Kliban for July 25, 2022

BHA and BHT added to preserve freshness.

Instead of a “farm stand,” it’s a “harm stand.” Country-Fresh isn’t what it used to be.

Why is a farm stand selling Chinese chemicals?

Well played, Mr. Kliban.

They’re killing us slowly

I would have thought the stand would be in the city outside of the factory.

Another coming roadside attraction!

I’ll have two pints of “farm fresh smell”, a can of “add-on dirt” for organic produce, and one of those “factory fresh” signs.

Oh, umami, gimme some of that monosodium glutamate.

Farm to table is a big thing. I guess this factory to table. Surgeons table, or morticians.

Hmm. Preservatives, that’s French for condoms.

My favorite is Silicon Dioxide… sand

Always with the add-ins.