The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for May 20, 2022

Try being a ’tator and see how many dates you get…

Well, they are not to hog wild about you, while the other guy is lazy. lies and cheats!

“The Sea Louse”…great name for a yacht with a particularly repugmant captain.

You could try dating a creature of your own species.

‘But he makes me laugh.’ and has a steady job no longer counts for anything?

Considering how many wart hogs and sea lice (?) there are… it can’t be that hard!

Camels are the ones who get a lotsa dates.

Of course it because they lives where it grows.

“I found my aroma had a certain appeal…I could clear the Savannah after every meal…”

What about the poor stink bug. :)

To other warthogs, you’re an Adonis.

If you had a personality, you’d be accepted, warts and all.

For the little guy, let’s face it, you’re a lousey date.

They’re just incels

Some palms have all the luck.