Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 05, 2022

It’s the queens….too much fat.

Wonder where i can find one of those Ralph lamps.

A little antsy

Yeah, too many fire ants can do that to ya . . .

Anybody else hear Jackie Mason saying that?

It’s all some ant-ics to me.

Ralph’s a light sleeper.

Take the pill and stop droning on and on. (Sorry. That’s the best ant pun I could come up with this early).

… or an Uncle Tums.

Oh the ants are my friends,

They’re blowin’ in the wind,

The ants are blowin in the wind.

Use Mylanta.

They’re out of it. He C’ant.

Just might need a colony-oscopy down the hill …!

If you’re old enough, you probably read the first dialogue balloon with a Yiddish Joey Bishop accent.

Hunting for the ant acid is too much aard vark.

My kidney Specialist took me off the chalk (calcium carbonate) antacids. Just sayin….

In their universe, an “ant acid” will only make things worse. Clearly, he needs to take an “anti ant acid.”

Should have skipped the Taco Bell Cheesy Fire Ant Doritos