Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 08, 2022

Nice way to ruin Henry’s dream, Wiz

Catfishing

It’s his latest flame….

I fell for an inflatable doll. Until she went bust.

It was love at first sight. It was double disappointment at second sight

The Wizard said, “It’s a nice day.” I was hoping for a joke about a nice day and a knight. We had two dragons but no knight.

Henry’s in love!

Ooh…blow-up dragon doll….Kinky!

Why you gotta do that to him, Wiz? He was on cloud 9… now he’s at ground zero. Literally.

Dragons have feelings too.

As a matter of fact, he does. ..SHIFT.

hmm… fooling dragons might not be the best idea

“In Hot Water”

You’re lounging in your pool … then you’re in the Twilight Zone

Awww…he is disappointed!

Whatever floats your …

She carries an onboard supply of rubber(s)…

Probably not a good idea to tick off the dragon.

Definitely NOT……

Better hope he doesn’t like it. Could be unpleasant.

Poor dragon.

He’ll set it and you on fire