Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 09, 2022

W(h)inerand

I’ve noticed that most of the time, the folks who you’re likely to THINK are alphas on short acquaintance aren’t, really. And the real ones are definitely a sellers’ market, being in short supply.

Did any Alphas want to marry you though?

bitch bitch

If you aren’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

If you could have you would have.

Strange to see how the alpha wolf concept still gets used after being debunked years ago

The grass is always greener where the dog didn’t go.

He’s still in training – the beta version.

Uh, no. Alphas are not born. The alpha male holds that position because he is the progenitor for the pack not because he is the baddest. Wolves respect their elders. A wolf becomes an alpha after his cubs get big enough to hunt and he breaks them off of his father’s pack.

Well, hit the road sister!!!

Betty you can call me Alpha.

Marry a Primate, spider monkeys to Homo-sapiens, power hungry alpha males galore!