Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 20, 2022

Your Majesty! The peasants are revolting!

The Fink will never learn when to keep his big mouth shut.

It’s not going well, I take it…..

To paraphrase: Garbage out, garbage in.

Hey, it is a form of recycling.

Rodney will be upside down in the dungeon for quite a while!

Hang on your Majesty wait till the cigarette lady makes the rounds. “Cigars? Cigarettes? Matches?”

I don’t think they liked your stand against littering.

At least they haven’t broken out the tomatoes yet.

You said it! They stink on ice!

Go green revolt!!!

And they seem to be using that “ammo” more efficiently than the Id Army!

Time to inspect the bunker for a few hours.

Next time put up a fruit and veg stall and get a catchers mitt – a BIG catchers mitt.

I’m reminded of a line from iago the parrot, i don’t remember if it was the TV show or the film but “Where do these mobs get all the rotten fruit to throw?”

call the royal garbagemen

Recycling is all the rage these days!! Return the Garbage to the King.

Fink is jinxed!

Maybe make a better speech…?

At least the Fink doesn’t have to duck far.

Way to go joe!

Apparently, the king doesn’t want to be a Litter Day Saint.

So many analogies; silence is golden

The big guy will throw the can at you.

Relax. It beats paving stones.