Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 27, 2009

I’m kinda disappointed to learn that current events aboard the R.U. Sirius are happening in 2009.

Thoughtful postings for the weary traveler.

Hi, Rakkav.

Very clever.

That really provides Sirius help.

Well, it’s about time!

Anybody know the URL for ordering one of them there Time Machines?

Really makes you think, don’t it?

So it’s 27 somethings past sometime in 2009 somethings past sometime?

Give me something I can use!! How many Planck’s past the Bang?!

But where’s the toilet?

Previous time travelers created an R.U. Sirius shell on or near Earth for traveling to their past. Most of the action in Brewster Rockit takes place in our future.

For some reason I always expect a time machine to look like a British phone kiosk.

Nebulous: it’s all relative.

What, no handy information display for visitors from Alternate Realities? That’s a disappointment.

… wonder if they have valet parking services for time travelers who use vehicles like deloreans, or klingon birds-of-prey.

You mean the R. U. Sirius is happening now? What the bleeep? Holy mongoose!

In the future, I’m going to build a time machine so I can go back to 1776 and write “Suck it, King,” on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

Could someone please go to the National Archives and tell me if I succeed?

Hugh B. Hayve, have you ever watched the British TV show DOCTOR WHO? If so, that may be the answer, although The Doctor’s TARDIS is an old Police Call Box not a kiosk.

Slightly better location specifics could come in handy.