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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 17, 2022

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    angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Long dog, but it took some oomph to reach up there!

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    Farside99  almost 3 years ago

    A world-class Hoover hound!

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    STEPUP  almost 3 years ago

    Next time adopt a “toy” dog!!!

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    Long story short.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It was a tall order, but Frankie stood up to the task.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    It went for a ride in that limousine over there.

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    Purple People Eater  almost 3 years ago

    Have a hot dog instead.

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    potfarmer  almost 3 years ago

    Any dog owner could probably relate a tale here

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    You can’t possibly blame the Weiner dog, now, can you?

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    Could you cross a dachshund with a giraffe?

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I hope he was a dachshund before, otherwise that would hurt like heck.

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    jango  almost 3 years ago

    It was one huge tube-steak!

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    LNER4472 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Get a long, little doggie…………………

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    Red Bird  almost 3 years ago

    Well, that’s a real stretch.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 3 years ago

    The nose comes in on target so fast that it looks like a shark attack.

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    davanden  almost 3 years ago

    Okay, I get that the dog was supposed to have taken it, but I don’t understand how its shape indicates that.

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    kaystari Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Not sure the joke here, did the steak make the dog longer, or is it that because the dog is so long it can stand on hind legs and reach the counter. If the 2nd, that’s not very funny.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Get a long, little doggie!

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    tee929  almost 3 years ago

    Doggone it!

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    tee929  almost 3 years ago

    Was it a tube steak?

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    edeloriea14  almost 3 years ago

    Blame it on the dog.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Was it a tube steak?

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