JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 20, 2022

Where? To the bathroom?

But you overcame that sign difference to have a marriage with kids, didn’t you Clarence?

Okay, he used a cheesy pick-up line when he met you and you didn’t dump a drink on his head for using a stupid opening. It doesn’t mean he believes any of it.

My zodiac sign? I don’t have one!!! :D :D :D

The sign I was born under is “No Parking.”

My Zodiac sign is “No Parking Tues. 8-9AM”.

But he stayed so clearly he does not really believe it.

I was born under the sign “Maternity Room”.

My sign is Ophiuchus (yes, it is, or should be, a real zodiac constellation. The Sun spends more days in it than in Scorpius, for instance (and yes, it’s “Scorpius,” not “Scorpio”!). Thus endeth the Astronomy 101 lesson for the day.

Ok, washing dishes in the sink? Where is the dishwasher?

I’m a Gemini.

I’m a Leo,but MGM Studios has yet to offer me a contract.

As an awkward teenager I once (mistakenly) blurted out that my zodiac sign was Stegosaurus. The only thing that kept me from dying of embarrassment was a sudden alarm that my Dad had totally lost it…

My wife and daughters and I all have the same sign.

Who says “Zodiac” when using that line?

I remember that was real big in the 70s.