Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 26, 2022

Maybe a side effect of the Shield of Boringness?

“blorp”? That’s Max’s idea of a nerdy message alert noise? There’s so many more high brow options. Like the sound of Mega Man dying.

There’s a character called Kaos with a “K” in Donkey Kong Country 3.

shocking, isn’t it, Phoebe?

never keep score on such things.

Just online gaming, Phoebe! OK in moderation!

Wish I had friends plural.

I really hope Phoebe will not start a competition for having more friends than Max.

Dawww, Phoebe needs a hug!

Shame that Mari isn’t capable of giving hugs!

Suddenly I feel so insecure in my daily online gaming…

I have a thumb rule for this: if someone wouldn’t help you move or loan you money, they aren’t a friend, they are an acquaintance.

Pretty sure, an Unicorn counts as like 5 friends, Phoebe. just saying

It’s not a contest, Phoebe.

You’ll always be my friend….

On the internet, no one knows you’re a horse

My GTA V corporation name – K.A.O.S Kill All Online Scrubs

Max is friends with the villain from Skylanders?

I should’ve realized that his friends are mostly online.

Learn to game and I bet they’d let you join

“independently popular”

The least thing I was interested in was popularity.

Mmm, I feel for you Phoebe, dear. I was always the loner. Worse yet, even when I was with other people, I felt … different, and still somehow alone. And I didn’t have a unicorn.

What do they play? “Hatchets vs Longboards?”

::rolls eyes::

::blows bangs::

is that Kaos the same guy who came at me with a hatchet and hacked my skateboard to bits (which i had to use as a shield)?

Cause if so, he’s what 90’s senators were worried about when Moral Kombat came out…