Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for May 15, 2022

Bap right in the kisser. Poor Rita. Yea right.

Definitely the best part

That should happen to every asinine idiot who thinks they are making some kind of statement by dropping the mike.

This violates the laws of physics.

Exactly when did a ‘mike’ become a ‘mic’. I’m reading a book from the 80s and the announcer picked up the ‘mike’ to introduce the protagonist at a reception.

I would pay to watch that.

i’d be applying mouth to mouth

What’s the table made of?

That’s like a line in “Hot Rod Lincoln”:

“Wound it up to a hundred-and-ten.

My speedometer said that I hit top end.

My foot was glued like lead to the floor.

That’s all there is and there ain’t no more."

If only we co-workers could be so lucky…

I invoice every dropped mic. (oooh, the oblique pun snuck up on me) Amazing how some in the corporate world can expense it.

No one should ever drop a microphone.

Of course, dropping the mike is the best, especially if it return to the expeditor!

I love what it did to her hair!

Totally agree, that was the best!