Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 01, 2022

You’ve made a lot of new friends Broomie.

True to life

With a nose that big, you’d think she could smell the difference.

Cats like cheese??

Or are they waiting for mice to come after it??

At least she noticed before she ate something.

“The bottles almost look identical!”

Now if she had catnip ointment!

You wouldn’t think a fridge would need sun block.

With the size of her snoz, you would think she would detect the difference…LOL!

I knew a guy that got up in the middle of the night to apply some jock itch salve and got his capsaicin tube instead.

I’ve never seen cheese spread in a narrow neck bottle before. It must be a squeeze bottle.

Broomhilda fondue.

And now she is about to get ravished by some racoons. For her sake I hope she only put lotion on the parts that are exposed.

I would think surrounded by mice would be more appropriate.

Like Skinny & Sweet and rat poison in 9 to 5…

Sister said she sprayed her hair with deodorant by mistake one morning and said she got several compliments on her hair that day.

Should’ve realized something wasn’t right, why would sunblock attract cats.

wondered why those nachos tasted different…

Maybe the cheese is a good wart remover.

Always figured Broomie would end up eaten by cats… course, I figured she’d be dead first.

Pretty cheesey joke at Broomie’s expense!

It does smell awful tho.

But Broomie isn’t sunburned. Does cheese spread effectively block the sun?