Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 04, 2022

now what, anthropomorphized carbon dioxide?

Would that have been a burp if he had drunk it?

So, somebody didn’t have a lamp handy and the genie got too much carbonation and caffeine?

Aerosolized carbon dioxide is heavier than air. Would NEVER fly!

You should have escaped when you had the chance!

“FREEeeee, unless we win.”

Thank you Lio, for controlling your carbon footprint.

Who knows what lurks in those cans of soda?

Without the bag, it would have rapidly dissipated.

I was going to make a fart joke, but I’ll keep it in the bag.

At least it has a better view now.

I’m guessing Lio’s from western New York State. That’s the only place I can think of that would call it ‘Pop’!

“The Ghost in Dobbs Diner” has a cousin! Sequel!