Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 03, 2022

They’re all there to get the bite on him…

Oh, chiggers are the worst. Horrible things.

Chiggers have never stopped crawling at the ankles. They are taking the hairy legs path all the way to the genitals.

A grasshopper’s wings are covered with chiggers. The noise they always make with their legs is itching.

They chiggers will be drunk after two bites

You mite not enjoy their company.

My agent never informed of this…

Chigger digger for two weeks.

And why would they be in a bar? Everyone knows that chiggers can’t be boozers.

Good ’ol VRBO.

Two words, Herman … SHEEP DIP …!

“Red, say hello to our new host.”

herman wishes the chiggers would just bug out…