Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for June 08, 2022

The new pretzel

Pedal Pub Party bikes use Ethanol-based fuel…

We saw one of these. I think it was in Amsterdam. The group of young ladies partying and pedaling were very, very drunk and obviously having a very, very good time.

In Oregon, you can have pedal pub parties, but you can’t leave the pub.

Does Betty drink beer? Or anything?

I’ve seen them. It’s a novelty at best.

“What happened to you?”

“Fell off my bar stool into the street in front of a bus.”