Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 16, 2022

I guess the “perfect little gentlemen” were repulsed when they read the answers to the questionnaire.

I’m reminded of Kate McKinnon’s SNL Close Encounter –

“They were real respectful about it…”

https://youtu.be/PfPdYYsEfAE?t=183

Perfect little gentlemen? Definitely aliens.

So disappointing to the “History” Channel!

Betcha they became “perfect little gentlemen” when Hunk-Ra appeared!!

It’s amazing how us humans can tell an alien’s gender.

Have to wonder, was the questionnaire in English?

How boring for all involved. I suppose that is probably best for a family comic. Damn it.

I GUESS THESE DUDES FROM SPACE AIN’T gopERS.

And for the first time in three days, Boopsie opens her eyes! (last panel)

Do you get horny for ants? Orangutans? Rabbits?* No? Then why would creatures from an entirely different ecosystem be horny for humans?**

*We’re not talking to you furries. Real animals.

**We’re not talking about real aliens in the strip though. We’re discussing human cultural expectations of aliens, and their absurdity.

Now lets get to the part about the anal probe

Of course, they’re perfect little gentlemen, Mess with the “goodies” and face the wrath of Hunk-Ra!

Zonker went so far as to say “goodies”? That’s getting pretty explicit, for him. It even involves acknowledging the existence of sex.

I was once abducted by Ray Wlaston.We both agreed that Detective Brennan was a real pain in the neck.

The old “indirect mind probe” used by most government institutions. :)

How can it be a “breeding” facility if they don’t breed you Boopsie?