Give him a “Rooster” shot for media immunity.
The chicken lawyered up.
If people would only listen to Shakespeare
Legalese for the masses!!
Wow, a forty one word nothing-burger! I wonder if that’s a record of some sort?
And that is why we will never know.
NO! Wait! It was to see his lawyer!
Reporter to attorney: “You’re dodging our questions – mind if we grill the chicken Instead??”
was the opossum watching? did he cross too? enquiringly minds want to know……
Not answering any questions, speak with my obfuscator.
Why did the chicken hire a lawyer?
This will be a feather in the lawyers cap.
Is he a lawyer or a politician? Or maybe both?
Favorite answer: To show the squirrels that it can be done!
This chicken seems to have gender issues.
She crossed the road because the rooster was on the other side.
The standard legalese – so the lawyer can cover his own butt.
1) It’s not his fault. He was crosshatched.
2) "My client did not ‘cross’ the road. In fact, he stayed completely within the terms of their contract.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE almost 3 years ago
Give him a “Rooster” shot for media immunity.
angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The chicken lawyered up.
C almost 3 years ago
If people would only listen to Shakespeare
SHIVA almost 3 years ago
Legalese for the masses!!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wow, a forty one word nothing-burger! I wonder if that’s a record of some sort?
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And that is why we will never know.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
NO! Wait! It was to see his lawyer!
Flynn White Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Reporter to attorney: “You’re dodging our questions – mind if we grill the chicken Instead??”
zerotvus almost 3 years ago
was the opossum watching? did he cross too? enquiringly minds want to know……
Jeff0811 almost 3 years ago
Not answering any questions, speak with my obfuscator.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Why did the chicken hire a lawyer?
Herd of Turtles almost 3 years ago
This will be a feather in the lawyers cap.
Lennia Machen Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Is he a lawyer or a politician? Or maybe both?
WCraft almost 3 years ago
Favorite answer: To show the squirrels that it can be done!
AndrewSihler almost 3 years ago
This chicken seems to have gender issues.
sandflea almost 3 years ago
She crossed the road because the rooster was on the other side.
Rose Madder Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The standard legalese – so the lawyer can cover his own butt.
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
1) It’s not his fault. He was crosshatched.
2) "My client did not ‘cross’ the road. In fact, he stayed completely within the terms of their contract.