Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 09, 2022

As a child, I never questioned what they were really doing up on the hill.

Since childhood I’ve heard that rhyme and the innuendos it’s produced!!!

This is why most actors don’t do their own stunts.

How about some role reversal? How about “Jill falls down” first “and breaks her crown” and then “Jack comes tumbling after.”

I’m still looking for a well at the top of a hill.

Well, they actually went by the well to milk a cow but the cow fell into the well and Lassie saved it. So they came back with water. Dum kds couldn’t even do that. Dang frgn Lassie. Needs to keep her nose in poop like other dogs. Nosy b****

Well, Abby came tumbling first!

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/gloucester-cheese-rolling-return-pandemic-american-winner

And, this time put a crown on Jack – which can be broken.