Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 20, 2022

What’s Love got to do with it

Love Stinks!

“I like, it, but not that way.”

I love ewe, too. Oh. Wait a minute…

“Oh, we could make such beautiful omelets together! Amazing mayonnaise! Our angel food cake would be heavenly! Say you’ll be mine — don’t be hard-boiled!”

“I know.”

What? I seriously question that! You hardly know me…..

“Purrrrrrr” (I say it my cat.) Or, nothing. I’m looking in the mirror. Or, I can’t say it here, I’m at work!

Left out: “Me too.” Sure fire way to end the relationship if it’s been on the rocks.

Ditto

“I know.”

Thank you

Get naked

Oh-oh, what’s love got to do, got to do with it?

What’s love but a second-hand emotion?

I love me too.

In the words of Penny from Big Bang Theory: “Thank you”

Love is all there is, it makes the world go ’round, Love and only love, it can’t be denied, No matter what you think about it, You just won’t be able to do without it, Take a tip from one who’s tried

burp. :)

And, now for something completely different, Crazeekatlady’s latest chess set! It’s on the first few pages of the gallery.

https://heckydiddledolls.com/gallery/

:)

I love me, too.

“That’s nice…”

I seriously question your judgement, as I am running away screaming!

My vote goes to “I love bacon”.

For some reason the option of “I seriously question your judgment” made me laugh!

“I know.”

“You do?”“Aww….”“Yay!”“I’ve been longing to hear you say that.”“Wow! Thank you.”

“Don’t tell me. Show me.”

Then show me love by…

Racist friend: listening to my perspective.

Unwelcome admirer: leaving me alone.

Abusive ex: turning yourself in.

Mentally-troubled loved one: getting professional help.

Everyone: treating me as you want me to treat you.