The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 13, 2022

You nearly said a meowthful Tabby!

We take credit or cash. How would you like toupée?

To that, I say… ‘BALLS!’

They must be having a ball in the back room.

All the hair has gone through a very special process.

she looks like she’s gonna wig out…

Nice tie……

Hey, Lady! Don’t flip your wig.

The wig he’s pointing to was mine in 1969. It IS my high school senior photo. Mine was just a little shorter, but still a flip with bangs.

You’re going toupee a lot for that one.

Sticky tongues? There must be a pill for that … besides cat tongue brushes.

OK – I’ll be back in a minute. Do you mind if I use your litter box?

His employees are a bunch of hacks.

This is why they always hurk on the rug and not the tile.

Better than the “Real Human Hair” wigs that come from China. The Chinese government forcibly shaves the enslaved people from Wu Han.