The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 10, 2022

i guess that is better than her “dye-ing”

Some teeth look so white that they look like new dentures!!

In the voice of B.B. King: ♫ Baby, how blue can you get? ♪

WARNING! It’s just boy Smurf heart-breaking flattery…

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Parody of ”Blues in the Night”:

“My mama done told me, when I was in pigtails

My mama done told me, uuhm

A Smurf’s gonna sweet talk and give you the big eye

But when the sweet talkin’s done

A Smurf is a two-face, a worrisome thing

Who’ll leave you to sing the blues in the night”

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Blue-tinted Ella Fitzgerald sings:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IMK4irxW7Qg

She got her start in blue movies.

Only her dentist knows for sure!

“I’m Blue, I’m as Blue as can be”! Eiffel 65!

She should be wearing “Blue Velvet” (With no apologies to Bobby Vinton) and “Blue Suede Shoes” (with no apologies to any Elvis).

Why so blue!

Colloidal silver?

Of course, with her darker skin, she’ll get pulled over more often, and won’t be able to get a mortgage

“And don’t it make my brown eyes blue”

What does she look like if you’re wearing “Blue Light Blockers” eyeglasses?

She gets tips from Dr. Manhattan!

Her secret? She strips.

I would have thought that she bathed in Ty-d-bol myself.

All the other smurfs soak in Ty D Bol.

Well, it could be lack of oxygen.

They need to starch their hats.

Well, there you indigo.

If there’s only the one Smurfette, where do all the little smurfs come from? Has she really been that busy?

If she gets a bad sun burn will she be purple? And with tan lines purple and blue.

The smurf needs to get out in the sun more.

He is still going to end up with blue balls tonight.

I think the joke would have been funnier if she used a blue self-tanning lotion instead