Close to Home by John McPherson for June 17, 2022

Urine in good company Rip!

I wonder who changed his Depends for 20 years.

Hey, evaporation might keep up!

While you’re up, get the scissors and chop off that beard before you trip….

Bleeb is well positioned for when Mrs Van gets out of bed.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Okay, now that there is funny. I don’t care who you are.

The old prostate has kicked in?

I’ll be 71 tomorrow and I could make it through the night. Two weeks ago, I had my prostate removed (cancer) and now I am up 2-3 times. GOD I miss the good old days.

Wait for it…

… he’s gonna step on his his beard in 3-2-1…

OH! Cleanup on aisle 3!

Better remember to toss your beard up over your shoulder before you…you know.

Now it’s rip van TRIMkle

Shame on you Bleeb, hangin’ out in peoples bedroom.

I wonder if he sleeps with it under the covers or outside the covers. It’s awfully long.

The beard. Sheesh! Hiya Bleeb!!!!!!!! :)

I hope he didn’t “you know what” on his beard.

“Golddurn it?”

Rip Van Tinkle kind of has a ring to it. It just rolls right off the tongue.

With his beard so long, he can cosplay as Father Time on December 31st. Probably make a good haul that way. And you only work one day a year.

I wonder why his bedmate (don’t know the particular relationship is) would be willing to sleep with him knowing a flash flood could happen any moment. ;-p

this one pissed me off

To my well-wishers, a heartfelt THANK YOU, EACH.