Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 15, 2022

Thinning the herd.

Ankles A Weight!

Just spread your wings in the water for more resistance.

“… but if you ‘enjoy’ it, good for you.”

(“It doesn’t look like you are ‘enjoying’ it.”)

Maybe if we got him a Peloton screen and old Marlon Perkins video’s of the Wild Kingdom he’d enjoy it more.

Darwin Award Winner

He’s really quacked.

Just keep lollygagging around – - a snapping turtle will give you a better workout

Move slow enough and he’ll be wearing gaiters.

“Maybe the six pounders are too heavy, try a lighter weight.”

“why a duck?”

Doing a Cormorant impression.

I’ve got that sinking feeling.

Good decision.