Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 16, 2022

Is that why people claim Unicorns are always phoning something in?:-D

Yeah, definitely not "phone"y at all.

you’re in a hard place, Phoebe Grizelda Howell

Their horns allow them to magically send and receive text messages with their mind… check.

Uh, I was hoping for a longer list of things they have in common. But I guess this will have to be enough.

Max totally gets it. I also fall into Internet holes.

Being a unicorn is enough I guess!

Unicorn is as unicorn does…whatever.

More like the phonies.

But what brand of phone?

I was going to point out that Marigold is also an expert on grass and oats, but then I realized those just fall into the category of “things that unicorns find delicious”.

5/10 this is not very good so far.

So Marigold is an expert on vacuums, empty sets, the number zero, nihilism . . .

Are unicorns majestic beings? :)

I’m not sure you should take that comment in the spirit it was given, Marigold.

JUNE 16, First full week for my unicorn balloon. STILL floating jauntily up on the ceiling! FLY UNICORN! FLY!

is mG joking? phones are are like homogeni-corns