The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 13, 2022

Be careful, Brutus, you could end up with two (or more) children.

Twice the woman she used to be

Gained a little weight.

Open mouth insert foot…

I have always blessed the reclining front seats of my old FIAT 850.

I expected that would happen.

Someone feeling frisky?

a couple more seconds and gangrene will set in…

In the dating years, Gladys was probably slimmer. My best friend’s sister was always on the heavy side till she had bad gingivitis and had to go on a strict diet. Then she lost a lot of weight and looked fantastic. She started dating and won a guy over to the altar. She had a baby, but didn’t shed the weight from pregnancy. Now, the poor guy had a baby and a fat wife, too.

well, at least they’re love for each other isn’t asleep.

“Let’s move to the sofa and cuddle” so they can just sit next to each other. I doubt either of them are the size they were when they married.

They may be dead, Brutus…

Oh yeah Brutus, 25 years makes a difference!

Good to see that there is still some fire in their furnace. Seems like some parts need a tune up though. The fact that the furnace still works is what counts most…..

Careful Brutus – one hot move could and you could be working till you’re 75 supporting Brutus Jr.

If you’re not careful what you say you could end up in the dog house.

Satyr’s sciatica.

Hope the springs in that chair can take the strain…

No comment! LOL

Legs asleep that should be a change of pace for you Brutus. Your normal condition is a asleep from the neck up.

Perhaps I should refer Brutus to my Oralextractopodist – That is a doctor that specializes in removing feet from mouths. I am on a first name basis with mine…. thanks to former wifey.

That was about 30 pounds ago.

“You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling…”

Doesn’t he usually sit in her lap? There is plenty of room, and the largest mass is on the bottom.

No tubby, you’re fiiine.

It’s when you can’t breathe that you really have to worry.

Obviously, there’s more of Gladys to love these days.