This reminded me of a Momma comic strip that I recall from the 1970s. Mrs. Hobbs is pointing out to her gentlemen friend that over the last three years, his Christmas presents to her were, first, a star, then a rainbow, and most recently, a bagful of dreams, hopes and wishes. She then asks if he’s planning to buy her “something a little more substantial” this year. His response: “Oh, yes, Mrs. Hobbs. This year I’m buying you Heaven and Earth.”
C over 2 years ago
Ant-icipation
wjones over 2 years ago
A Party.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
New pots… a vacuum… anything that won’t interfere with your trip to Vegas.
Algolei I over 2 years ago
Someplace to keep it all.
A# 466 over 2 years ago
Quoting Joplin here, “Turtle Blues”.
seanfear over 2 years ago
a black hole
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
A drop of honey?
Cerabooge over 2 years ago
I dunno, what’s the ant-onym of “everything”?
nginear over 2 years ago
Ant-acid so she can go on a trip?
BigBoy over 2 years ago
Build her that beautiful house ON the hill and keep this one as the basement man cave
Dkram over 2 years ago
Set her up on a date with Atom Ant.
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The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
I was looking for advice here in the comments section on what to get my wife.
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
This reminded me of a Momma comic strip that I recall from the 1970s. Mrs. Hobbs is pointing out to her gentlemen friend that over the last three years, his Christmas presents to her were, first, a star, then a rainbow, and most recently, a bagful of dreams, hopes and wishes. She then asks if he’s planning to buy her “something a little more substantial” this year. His response: “Oh, yes, Mrs. Hobbs. This year I’m buying you Heaven and Earth.”
aussie399 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ant-ihistamines