Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 23, 2022

Bingo!

Meg, did one of your birds spill the beans, er bird seed?

That darn blabber beak!

It comes with age.

Yeah, whatcher smokin’, Aunty? :D

I don’t listen to little birdies or gossip. Since I don’t listen, I don’t repeat. Therefore, nobody bothers to tell me.

A well worded reply.

My cat talks to me. You’d be surprised of the things I hear.

What’s really in that coffee mug, AA?

Ah yes, these to just confirm what my dearly departed grandfather told me. He said, “Boy, all women are crazy. The secret to a happy life is to find one with the kind of crazy you can live with and marry her.”

Coffee, nicotine, wine, aren’t those your staples, Aunty?

☕⚰⛽

And a Big Birdie taught me the alphabet

maybe drugs would help with the talking to little birds problem…