Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 22, 2022

I don’t get it.

It has to use the washroom to go wee wee wee.

Liver and bunions

That’s a rather poorly drawn piggy.

At least he can still point.

“Yes. One of my buddies is coming in after me. He’ll have ‘None’.”

I can’t figure it out. Where’s the joke?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

He’s hoping it’s not the one that pisses all over.

When I send mine to get beef it always gets the tenderist piece in the shop – but then, I do have a hammer toe.

Nope. Just looking. I’m the one “who had none!”

I was in my 60s when I learned that “this little piggy went to market” didn’t mean he was going shopping.

“This little piggie had roast beef…”

But they’re all out. so…

Okay, a little research found this: This little piggy was sold to the slaughterhouse, this little piggy’s turn will come, this little piggy was forced to eat his cow friend to get fattened up, this little piggy starved, and this little piggy screamed in terror all the way home to await his fate.

This piggie is going to have to “toe the line”, if he wants any roast beef!