Garfield by Jim Davis for August 02, 2022

Give us a break, world! It’s not Monday anymore!

Always save those statements until tomorrow.

Famous last words, Jon, before all he.l.l. breaks loose.

If Laverne and Shirley had said that, Lenny and Squiggy would come in saying “Hello!”

Correction, nothing bad has happened yet today.

It was a pretty good album, but The Locusts’ later albums were much better.

‘swarm in here, isn’t it Jon?

A good candidate for “Garfield minus Garfield”…

Hmmm. The seven plagues? Jon should take a look at that cup of coffee. It might be something else.

“Locusts ‘R’ Us”. Who knew?

Turning water to blood: Frogs: Lice or gnats: Wild animals or flies: Pestilence of livestock: Boils: Thunderstorm of hail and fire: and then the Locusts: You have to get the order right.

It’s up there with “What’s the worst that could happen?”

Too bad I deactivated my Facebook account. This is exactly the type of strip I would have posted.

yes, I’ve learned not too say that… but it still slips now and then though… :p

And probably don’t want the toilet overflowing with piranhas…..again

Ya think Jon?

What if they were angry hornets.

I’m not superstitious. On the other hand, I find no profit in tempting fate.

That’s life. Think things might be going your way, and it laughs at you…

Wow, just about anything that Jon says ends up instigating trouble.

It’s always locusts. Now a swarm of mosquitos, that would freak me out.

Dang! I was half expecting Garfield to be lying on his back doing his impression of Monty …

he REALLY doesn’t know the BASIC RULES!!!

Next time don’t jinx, Jon

It’s fashionable to scorn “Garfield,” but I think today’s strip is very funny. Most of them are pretty good, to my mind.

Corollary to Murphy’s Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murder hornets?

And what is it Jon, like 9:00 in the morning?

and they are kosher

Think before you speak, Jon! #goodadvice :)

Ah we got locusts so bad it sounded like it was raining