Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 12, 2022

Since neither He!! or the other place will take her she’s gonna live forever.

The Devil, what a wuss!

Well, isn’t that just Dante.

There’s still limbus. Or purgatory…

Speaking of my mother-in-law…..

It was that tail and pencil sharpener incident.

Heaven doesn’t want me and Hell is afraid I’ll take over.

And it’s best not to mess with him on this, he’s got a vast army of lawyers… ☺

Ooh! That’s choice!

It’s just fine Aunty. He’s ending you to Florida instead. Enjoy.

So the devil doesn’t want competition.

Poor ol’ Devil…

But that’s where all you friends are.

My feisty old grandpa, who survived numerous bouts of pneumonia without recourse to penicillin because he was deathly allergic to it, used to say, “I’ve had one foot in the grave & the other on a banana peel more times than I can count, but the Devil don’t want me & God ain’t ready for me!” 8-D

you’d think ol’ nick would like a hell raiser…

Good heavens! What is the netherworld coming to?!

The devil is afraid she’s going to take over. Which reminds me of this Golden Oldie:

A man dies and finds he’s gone to Hell. Immediately he begins bossing everyone around, shouting orders to all the imps and demons. Finally Satan shows up.

“What the Heaven is going on here?” Satan bellows. “You’re acting like you own the place!”

“I do!” the man replies. “My wife gave it to me when I was on Earth!”