Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 28, 2022

Careful. He might also be a cereal killer.

When most guys do the cooking, alternate menus are handy.

You better eat it raw.

Looks like he might be a cereal killer too.

I can cook and the results are not that bad. My wife runs rings around me in the kitchen.

It’s the difference between subsistence and dining.

Lame

Cover whatever is in the post with cereal, Put a truck load of catsup and hot sauce on it, Some time in the oven, and fondly remember when you made it in college… and washed it down with cheap beer. Don’t forget to soak the pot in the sink for at least a week. (Or buy a new one at the thrift shop.)

My very picky brother would often ask for a bowl of cereal when he didn’t like what was being offered for supper. One day my father exclaimed: We’re not running a gol-durned cafeteria here!

Looks like a bowl of pancake batter on the left.

My wife is of Polish heritage and married her with dreams of pierogi and Kapusta dancing through my head. She doesn’t cook. I do most of it.

See if you can avoid burning that.

In our house, breakfast for dinner involves bacon n eggs, and parathas.