Close to Home by John McPherson for June 20, 2022

Yeah with those he can do more damage to his body.

Track and field

Don’t kid yourself, they’ll be on your bill.

Very handy. Now he can go mountain-crutching.

i hope the artist patented the idea before he made it public…

McPherson missed his calling. Could have been another Edison!

“When you come back, we’ll be all set to put a matching cast on your other leg.” (There’s a pool going on amongst the nursing staff on the time and day of his return.)

I want some of those. I don’t know how well they’ll work in Walmart but I wanna see.

Bleeb’s taking a ride.

Take the wheel chair, put those on the back, some skis on the front, tweak the suspension… Boom! You got a Polaris! Now hurry up winter snow!

I think I might want to try those

Bleeb does not look like he’s enjoying his ride.

Why does he look so mad? Shouldn’t he be excited?

Just hang on and it’ll drag you any where?

Awww! Bleeb’s not smiling! But then, being dizzy from riding in a wheel wouldn’t make me smile…

Actually, being dizzy on top of being dizzy would make me throw up, definitely not a good time…

give??

Well, it looks like he’s already 4-wheeling it…

Giving???

I doubt they’re GIVING him anythng.

Looks like Bleeb thinks he’s some kind a big wheel.

The major problem with those crutches is keeping them synchronized at the same speed.

How about all-terrain eyeballs?

I’d rather a Segway

They look like fun!!!

I am not sure I like the looks of that discharge. They oughta do some tests on that.

so what is holding the wheels on? I see no framework?

A crutch with wheels is going to slip right out from under him.

Those are designed to keep the patient on…track.

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