Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 20, 2022

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  over 2 years ago

    Lose count, start from “scratch”.

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    C  over 2 years ago

    No accounting for that

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This could take a while.

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    Yakety Sax  over 2 years ago

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    dhaiphip  over 2 years ago

    Instructive. Thanks !

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    Nazca accountants.

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    Flynn White Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Two of our sons became CPAs and spent the first few years as auditors before they moved to other careers. They have the funniest stories of inventories they had to count. Two examples include counting frozen fish in a below zero warehouse, and human organs in a medical company waiting for eligible transplant. Somebody has to do it.

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    COL Crash  over 2 years ago

    They better pick up the pace.

    There’s a whole field of beans they have to count before the end of the Month.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    They are obviously not counting them all – not even along the path they are crawling, so what’s the point? I think they need to go back and start over.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 2 years ago

    How many deserts must a man crawl along

    Before you call him a man?

    How many updrafts must a vulture sail

    Before he finds feed in the sand?

    Yes, and how many sand grains must one man count

    Before he’s an accountant or insane?…

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    They have not been completing the size, location, and composition boxes in the spreadsheets or putting on the uniform scannable identifier stickers with serial numbers. They have to start over.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And to make matters worse, and accountant with OCD…

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    i think their survival chances are improving if they can just bore the vultures to death. Would a live vulture feast on a dead vulture?

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    wow, counting sand really takes grit…

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