Two of our sons became CPAs and spent the first few years as auditors before they moved to other careers. They have the funniest stories of inventories they had to count. Two examples include counting frozen fish in a below zero warehouse, and human organs in a medical company waiting for eligible transplant. Somebody has to do it.
They are obviously not counting them all – not even along the path they are crawling, so what’s the point? I think they need to go back and start over.
They have not been completing the size, location, and composition boxes in the spreadsheets or putting on the uniform scannable identifier stickers with serial numbers. They have to start over.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 2 years ago
Lose count, start from “scratch”.
C over 2 years ago
No accounting for that
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
This could take a while.
Yakety Sax over 2 years ago
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dhaiphip over 2 years ago
Instructive. Thanks !
Zykoic over 2 years ago
Nazca accountants.
Flynn White Premium Member over 2 years ago
Two of our sons became CPAs and spent the first few years as auditors before they moved to other careers. They have the funniest stories of inventories they had to count. Two examples include counting frozen fish in a below zero warehouse, and human organs in a medical company waiting for eligible transplant. Somebody has to do it.
COL Crash over 2 years ago
They better pick up the pace.
There’s a whole field of beans they have to count before the end of the Month.
Doug K over 2 years ago
They are obviously not counting them all – not even along the path they are crawling, so what’s the point? I think they need to go back and start over.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
How many deserts must a man crawl along
Before you call him a man?
How many updrafts must a vulture sail
Before he finds feed in the sand?
Yes, and how many sand grains must one man count
Before he’s an accountant or insane?…
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
They have not been completing the size, location, and composition boxes in the spreadsheets or putting on the uniform scannable identifier stickers with serial numbers. They have to start over.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
And to make matters worse, and accountant with OCD…
tee929 over 2 years ago
i think their survival chances are improving if they can just bore the vultures to death. Would a live vulture feast on a dead vulture?
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
wow, counting sand really takes grit…