WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 28, 2022

Yup. Ruined.

Change the wifi password and use the chair yourself.

He needs to have his life “ruined” for a while. “Ruin” his life some more. He probably should have some other things taken away from him that have helped “ruin” his life.

Well, luckily this strip wasn’t published in CMYK colors…

Unacknowledged credit due: Harry Potter’s first cousin, Dudley Dursley.

Brat!

Take it all back!

I blame the tie. Kids shouldn’t wear ties

little s#!t, stupid spoiling parents…

This reminds me of my childhood; I would ask for specific models of toys (for specific playing reasons) and get “just as good” something completely different. AARRGH! A few years later that angst faded as I grew up…

Is he related to Sedgwick?

Then get a job and go buy the one you want you little freaking snot.

What? No cup-holder? What were you thinking, Mom and Dad?

Unfortunately, this kid does exist. I’ve had middle schoolers who acted that way over the smallest of things. Fortunately those students were the rare exception and not the rule.

Drop kick. Film at eleven. :)

Take the chair back and get him a folding card table chair.

Take the chair back and get him a Sit ’n Spin.

Just return it loser.

Good thing he doesn’t live in Ukraine. There wouldn’t be a word for what his life would be (what comes after “ruined”?)

Maybe your parents don’t hate you, kid, but I do.

When I was young, the only presents my father would permit were BOOKS. Any cash presents from relatives were used, under the supervision of my father, to buy BOOKS. That applied to me and all my 3 brothers.

Fast-forward: all four of us ended getting PhDs from MIT. School of Architecture, Civil, Mechanical, and Chemical Engineering.

Somewhere there are some lessons to be learned here. :-)

Take it back and let the ungrateful little POS sit in a dining room chair.

Ungrateful little snot. Give him a wooden chair and let him sit on thumbtacks for a while!

The real world analog is trendy big name runners. Of course mine were box store specials, never begrudged anyone at all for that.

Participation trophy generation. Things didn’t go his way, so he will now likely commit a mass shooting.