Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 29, 2022

So it would appear.

When the others go low…

“Git a rope!”

Appearently, the doc doesn’t fully understand where he’s coming from and where he’s been.

Pear therapy.

Anyone who thinks low hanging fruit is easier has never tried picking haskaps. I’m thinking of getting one of those wheeled platforms that mechanics roll under cars on, to get at the underside of my haskap bushes.

Do you know it has an identity problem – it´s a pear but there is only one of them.

Stand up for yourself. Grow a pair.

a-Pear-ently it does. Sorry. You just know someone had to say it. And take the blame.

Being plump and juicy makes me hang low, Doc!

He’s not low. He’s down.

That’s a big frikkin’ pear. My wife would be in heaven eating that.

But how would the business seminars survive without him?

You can move up the tree?

I love how the pear is drawn! So plump! Lol!

Too late to save his job. He’s been canned.

Hey, Doc!! At least call him by his name. It’s Bartlett!!

let’s hope that his therapy sessions bear fruit…

“Hey, wait, why is my bill double your usual price?”

“Because I’m billing for a pear.”