Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for July 24, 2022

Mommmmmy!

The Devil is in the details.

I think that might have been MY mother.

LMAO! I had the MIL from the depths of H-E – L -L

So, she’s mother-in-law to both of them? :{ )

“Oh, BTW, my aunt is coming to visit.”

“Which ant is that?”

“I only have one aunt!”

“OK, but which ant is it?”

“My aunt!”

“Which ant?!”

“MINE!”

“WHICH!?”

“My aunt is not a witch!”

“Then who is she?”

[At this point we must leave this exchange, as it becomes rather violent, but remember… Who is on first…]

One thing I know, you don’t mess with mother nature, mother-in-laws or mother f**king Ukrainians.

This premise was freely borrowed from an episode of the great early 50’s TV show ‘The Honeymooners’ titled ‘Hello Mom’.

My mother was not as nice. “Ding dong…”

“Don’t Leave Me, Fred!” in that context would have been a more controversial than usual episode of The Flintstones!

I’m on my fourth marriage..(third one passed or I’d still be married to her) First mom in law was great, current one is also. The two in between were the Wicked Witch’s sisters.

Wow………. Worst mother ever………

The “Goldbergs” episode I saw last night had a similar situation. Erica, to make her mother mad, started calling her new mother-in-law “Mom” and every time she said “Mom” for the rest of the episode, her mother thought it was for her and it was for the other one.