Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 22, 2023

Lazy is more like it.

When is everyone’s birthday? Mine is March 6. I won’t say how old I’ll be but the Beatles sang a song about my age lolol!

Thanks for the greeting, but where’s my present?!

hmmm i think i’ll be doing that too …

I have a list up on the wall by my computer with all my relatives’ birthdays listed on it. I never remember to look at it.

Mine was the 16th…I’ll take it.

wow! I feel so honored that she remembered to be indifferent on or around my special day

I hear you, Aunty. I’m tired as well.

Does this include those that have come before today? (My wife’s was Jan 8th.)

I was a young man once. Blew past middle age. Past old age and now ancient age. Like an old oak tree rotting in back yard. Limb falling – trunk crumbling. Not even birds or squirrels stop by anymore. But I’m still here. Obits are mostly of those under 35 these days in our County. Reckless living folks. It kills. Parents in prison – their kids in jail. My Faithful book says it will only get worse.

I just saw a comic that said “I’m so old, all my friends in Heaven think I didn’t make it…” ☺

Happy Birthday to you too, Auntie!

Thanks for the suggestion but, it won’t work on wives.

Don’t ask!

“Congratulations on Your Marriages.” “Happy Anniversary!!!” “Congratulations on Your Graduation.” “Condolences on your loss of: ……….. or 2002 Grand Prix”

I used to work with a woman who was a compulsive Baker.

Once a month, she’d bring in a batch of Birthday Cakes. One cake for each person with a birthday during that month.