Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 01, 2022

Meowy Wowie!

Oooh wooow, maaan …

Premeowm Scratch…

He’s already looks stoned!!!

I grew lots for my Uncle’s cat. Always got a warm welcome.

Our cat went nuts playing with her catnip sock.

Great names. Not just for catnip.

Hairball Delight

Taking a trip on the ’nip.

Puuurrrrrrrfect.

Thai Sticks would be Siamese Sticks, and there also would be a strain called Panama Tabby.

There’s actually a few herbs that affect cats MORE than catnip. Cat Thyme for example (Teucrium maru) drives my cat into WAY more of a frenzy than the catnip or catmint (both of these two are the same genus but different species) does.

There is also supposed to be something called Japanese Drunken Cat Vine, which is supposed to leave cats SO disoriented that, if they are chasing a mouse and it ducks into a hole they will miss the hole and slam into the wall. That I DON’T let my cat have. I’m OK with kitty marijuana, but that’s basically kitty PSP (which, coincidentally was originally designed as a sedative for large cats.)

When was the first catnip dispensary? I missed it.

“You mean we’re smokin’ dogs%&t?!”

Get Fuzzy, that’s a good one!

“Just Say Meow !”

Love it. Home-grown is the best, though.

Sounds like the names of those large fireworks.

Shout out to Bucky Katt

Genius product names Parisi! Care to swing by and help me wipe the coffee off my monitor ;-)