In Pella, Iowa, there is a bakery which sells “Dutch letters”. But the only “letter” they sell is the letter “S”. Go ahead—put “Dutch letters” in your search engine, and you will see lots of "S"s, but your basic “A” or “B” or “C” (heck, even your basic “W”!) isn’t there. Does this mean that the snake in the Garden of Eden is Dutch? Or perhaps that all Dutch people are actually Parseltongues—the very worst kind of Slytherin? Inquiring minds want to know!
tudza Premium Member about 2 years ago
I count the S after the apostrophe.
danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago
There goes this week’s gazpacho money.
thebashfulone about 2 years ago
In Pella, Iowa, there is a bakery which sells “Dutch letters”. But the only “letter” they sell is the letter “S”. Go ahead—put “Dutch letters” in your search engine, and you will see lots of "S"s, but your basic “A” or “B” or “C” (heck, even your basic “W”!) isn’t there. Does this mean that the snake in the Garden of Eden is Dutch? Or perhaps that all Dutch people are actually Parseltongues—the very worst kind of Slytherin? Inquiring minds want to know!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 years ago
It’s all right. The guy in the bow tie has no mouth.
Dr. Quatermass about 2 years ago
Guy’s not only a parselmouth, but he’s got a FILTHY parselmouth!
Gent about 2 years ago
Snake. Why did it has to be a snake.
Funny_Ha_Ha about 2 years ago
The snake was referring to the Susquehanna branch.