Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 18, 2022

I’m gonna need to see a “before” photo so that I have a better idea of possible side effects.

Yeah, the Exorcist side effect was not mentioned at all.

This is actually a subvariant of the Exorcist side effect in that the head moves front to back/back to front as well as all the way around like an owl.

Not a win for the lice.

She followed the advice to “keep your chin up” to the extreme…

Think of the difficulty the deaf have in trying to read her lips…

Is that a receding hairline or a Quaker feeling your oats beard?

I don’t think you are supposed to smoke it, but what do I know?

Kill Roy was here …

Elevator to basement…

“Would you believe that among the untutored folk of far-off Tallo-Tallo, soap is esteemed as the finest of appetizers?”

So, a lose-lose for the lice-lice!?

it is also yummy on a salad

Her acting career had a promising start, but stopped short after she appeared in the Ylang Ylang Oil ads. After that, everybody thought of her as “The Ylang Ylang Girl”, and she was never considered for other roles.

Some days, you chase the Baer, and some days, the Baer chases you.

But Ylang Ylang Oil, EVERY day, will keep you relaxed and free of lice!

Oh gee . . . there it goes again.

Bikini Wax

…chin up…

…cheerio…

…the new Dick Tracy villain…

…About Face…

…you should see where her boobs are…

…what happens when you smoke the ylang ylang oil…

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…is win-win anything like sing-sing?…

…a reverse cyclops…

…lice have a right to live, too, you know…

…and if it’s in the beard on top of your head, so be it…

Can of Lyso,l or lice-all.

Annie Dillard reportedly freaked out when she heard that 10% of the world’s animal species were parasitic. To which ethologists the world over shrugged and said, “Hey, parasites gotta eat too.”

Seems to me she wore that distinctive jacket to distract from her upside down face. The jury’s still out on whether it worked or not.

I thought Ylang Ylang was a panda at the National Zoo?

https://nypost.com/2021/03/25/man-with-upside-down-head-puts-life-on-hold-after-catching-covid/

NY Post? OY!

This is a real condition….=~{

Purl one, nit two…ew

Of course the side effect of twisting your face upside down may be problematic

Ylang ylang oil is made from the flowers of the herb Cananga odorata genuina. People apply ylang ylang oil to the skin to promote relaxation, kill bacteria, lower blood pressure, and increase sexual desire. It is also part of a combination spray used to kill head lice.

Can I get a cup at Starbucks?

But Ylang Ylang oil is useless when it comes to scribbled shoulders …!

Cananga odorata, known as ylang-ylang (/ˈiːlæŋ ˈiːlæŋ/ EE-lang-EE-lang) or cananga tree, is a tropical tree that is native to the Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia, New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, and Queensland, Australia. It is also native to parts of Thailand and Vietnam.1 It is valued for the essential oils extracted from its flowers (also called “ylang-ylang”), which has a strong floral fragrance. Ylang-ylang is one of the most extensively used natural materials in the perfume industry, earning it the name “Queen of Perfumes”.

The ylang-ylang vine (Artabotrys odoratissimus)5 and climbing ylang-ylang (Artabotrys hexapetalus)6 are woody, evergreen climbing plants in the same family. Artabotrys odoratissimus is also a source of perfume.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cananga_odorata

Ylang ylang oil sounds like something from a Jack Vance story.

Da Blog: for my area, upper 70s yesterday & today … mid-80s tomorrow, low 90s Mon. … THEN the hammer falls when summer officially starts Tues and on thru next Sunday with 100+ … WooArrrgh …!

Are you wearing helium shoes?

Twisted Sister has no hitter and team wins.

Win win

Kids all get double ice cream.

Not in your case, sister! You’ve got it upside-down. Gnaly gnaly oil I know not, but you seriously need some orientating aid for your chin-chin….

How did this come about? Was it the lice? Beware!