Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 30, 2022

sweet of you and cute of him – let’s check back on that “purse” after a week, shall we?

Scruffy looking or not, the least he could’ve done was offer some sort of compensation for the cost of your stickers. It’s not like you’re rolling in so much dough that you should be expected to just give them away. It’s very commendable that you’re being so generous that way…

Granny had explicitly forbidden Agnes from dumpster-diving—and yet she goes right ahead!!

One of these days, she’ll get pricked with a needle, and come down with AIDS, or something.

Wonder how the guy recognized it after Agnes spruced it up?

“….and he gave me this nice $500 reward when he saw something wrapped inside was still there. Must be some sort of crystals, or at least that is what he said.”

“Help! Police! He stole my purse!”

(ツ)

The guy knew it was his after he saw the needles and food stamps inside

Mission accomplished!

maybe agnes can get a job with the chicago cubs’ management team – they love dumpster diving…

Was he a scruffy-looking nerf herder?

No that was some guy named Han (or Harrison if you prefer)!